Wednesday’s episode of Duck Dynasty showed Willie Robertson and the Duck Commander crew preparing for an all-nighter to fill a shipment order at the warehouse.
“Why aren’t y’all working?” Willie Robertson asked when he saw that the duck call crafters were goofing off, again, during work hours.
“The point is we’ve got to get the work done then we can play.”
As usual, the guys completely ignored their boss and went on to deal with more important things such as is Uncle Si just like MacGyver.
“Everybody knows [MacGyver] was the ultimate redneck,” said Si Robertson.
“Kind of like me.”
“It’s borderline embarrassing the real reason Willie is volunteering his help is because he feels like the odd one out,” Jase Robertson said in frustration at his younger brother’s need to fit in with the group.
“Having [Willie Robertson] around here, it’s like having your mom at the prom. It’s cramping my style.”
Jase Robertson got his payback when Willie fell asleep and they drew think eyebrows with permanent marker on the CEO’s face.
“Willie missed out on a fey key developments while he was asleep,” joked Jase Robertson.
“When you fall asleep bad things happen.”
“People always say be careful what you wish for, you might just get it,” Willie Robertson said.
“Lucky for us, Robertsons have extremely thick skin.”
“So it doesn’t matter if you end being the butt of the jokes you want to be a part of,” he continued.
“Or your scary story plan backfires into some whip cream into your face. You’ve got to find the humor underneath.”
“As long as everyone including you gets a good laugh out of it, the wish wasn’t completely wasted.”