During this week’s episode of Duck Dynasty, Si Robertson was driving everyone crazy at the Duck Commander warehouse with his with new scooter.
As Si Robertson struggled back out of the bathroom on his scooter, his nephews discussed his condition.
“There’s nothing wrong with him. I’ve already talked to the doctor,” Willie Robertson explained to Jase.
“He made up the whole thing. [It’s] just hemorrhoids.”
“Look, these guys don’t have respect for their elders,” groused Si Robertson.
“It’s like they don’t realize, hey, they’re gonna get old one day. Guess what happens then, big boy. No one’s goin’ to be helpin’ you in the commode, either.”
Angry, Si Robertson drove off and headed down the road on his scooter. Eventually, Willie Robertson and the rest of the Duck Commander team caught up with Uncle Si, who after a bit of sweet talking–and an offer from Willie to replace his bumper–got into the back of the pickup truck under his own power.
“When it comes to family, you have to learn to read between the lines,” explained Willie Robertson.
“People don’t always come right out and say what they actually want–especially Si, who can’t even pronounce what he wants. But one thing I’ve learned is that doesn’t matter what they’re asking for. What they really want is to know that you care. Whether you spend your day hunting turtles, or shell out a bunch of money for some stupid bumper, it’s all worth it to show your family you love them.”