Lindsay Lohan’s long awaited Anger Management episode with Charlie Sheen finally aired on Thursday.
While there were references to drugs, court dates and theft, with canned laughter as their soundtrack the pair’s walk down memory lane was one peppered with sedate jokes.
The episode revolved around Lindsay Lohan, playing herself, employing Charlie Sheen’s character Charlie Goodson, to be her anger management coach while she acted in a cheesy Japanese commercial.
“I’m Lindsay Lohan and I love the taste of alcohol but sometimes bars close, so how am I going to get that taste until they open again?” Lindsay Lohan says in the fictional advert for kitsch product Number One Happy Whiskey Chew.
“There’s no alcohol in it but I still might wake up with a stranger,” recites the actress flanked by a giant bear, who is thrusting his pelvis in her direction.
The bear causes Lindsay Lohan to throw a tantrum and stomp off the set.
“What the f*** so I’m having s** with a bear now?” she yells, throwing the gum to the floor.
“All I agreed to was dressing up as a sexy Japanese schoolgirl, now I’m some drunk who has s** with bears for gum?” she moans.
It is Charlie Goodson’s job to pacify Lindsay Lohan but the couple end up in bed together and series of misunderstandings lead to Lindsay getting arrested.
Another scene nods to Lindsay Lohan’s arrests for probation violation and failing to complete her community service.
“All the jails know me,” she says as she shirks out of attending the whole of an anger management meeting in a jail.
“Oh, and by the way, if anybody asks, I was here for the full hour,” Lindsay Lohan says as she leaves.
Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen also end up in bed together – telling similar jokes – in their new film Scary Movie 5, which is in theatres this weekend.
Lindsay Lohan will not have much time to enjoy the success of Anger Management episode or Scary Movie 5 as she will soon start her court ordered inpatient treatment programme.
According to TMZ, Lindsay Lohan will have to resist her fair share of temptations including the liquor store near the Seafield Centre.
The owner of Six Corners Liquors told TMZ: “If Lindsay came in we would treat her like a normal customer. If she wants to buy something of course we will allow her to buy something. I would never say no to her.
“[I’m] rooting for [Lindsay Lohan] to succeed and drink in moderation.”