A bride thought belting out a cheesy love ballad as she walked down the aisle was a better way to describe her feelings.
In a video capturing what could be America’s most cringe-worthy nuptials, the doors of a small, nearly empty, church fling open to reveal the mystery bride standing alone in a glittery dress, clutching a large microphone.
Within a few seconds, the bride launches into song, as her groom stands awkwardly at the alter.
The bittersweet tune, which she presumably wrote herself, describes her fatherless childhood and how she’s finally found her “right man”.
“I’m all made up today with a veil upon my face but no father stands beside me to give this bride away,” she bellows.
Then she launches into the ballad’s cheesy chorus.
“Well, I’m standing in the chapel, wearing my white dress. I have waited for this moment with tears of happiness. Here I leave behind my past by taking a chance.”
After a dramatic pause, the woman then adds: “I finally found the right man.”
The footage was uploaded on YouTube by Petite Productions, a wedding videography company in Cincinnati, Ohio.
But the company gave few details about where the wedding took place or who the mystery wailer is.
The bride takes a few steps down the aisle in between each verse, while the groom waits uncomfortably at the alter.
Finally, he starts walking towards his wife-to-be and, when they meet, takes her hand.
She turns side on and gets emotional, singing again about her missing father.
“My emotions overload because there is no hand to hold,” she belts out before breathily speaking the words to her lover: “Here I go” and launching into the chorus again.
At one point, the bride, clearly considering herself an impressive songstress, gets so carried away with the vocal gymnastics she crouches down, to ensure she hits the right notes.
The couple then finish their walk down the aisle as the bride sings the last, touching line of her heart-felt ballad.
“One day our little girl will reach out her hand and she’ll know I’ve found the right man.”